Post by aDRUfan4LiFe on Sept 29, 2003 11:06:55 GMT -4
This article cracked me up!
8. Craziness: Sisqo Unleashes the Dragon on Innocent Bystanders
Others might try and disguise recent reports of Sisqo's shooting at a parked car as the R&B singer's long overdue introduction into the thuglife, but the A-List thinks otherwise. Not because we don't believe guys with blond or platinum colored hair can't get crunk, or that Mr. Thong, thong, thong, thong thong is about little else. It's because all reports thus far are leading the A-List to believe that Sisqo's been in the house for the past few months pulling a Rockwell ("I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me" — yes, the A-List is a child of the '80s). According to what we've read, Sisqo's neighbor's brother was parked outside waiting for his wife and a friend to come out of the house. Meanwhile, apparently, Sisqo was waiting by the window, on the lookout for someone who has allegedly been sending death threats to the singer and his girlfriend, Tera Thomas. After noticing that the car hadn't moved fast enough, that the neighbor's brother had made too many sudden moves, or whatever, Sisqo fired a shot that sent the wife and friend scurrying to the car. Witnesses say a Rambo-esque Sisqo fired even more shots as they fled. When police arrived on the scene, Sisqo naturally denied that he was the shooter, despite the shell casings found on his property, and the 9mm handgun and magazine clip officers found on the singer's kitchen counter. Are Sisqo and Tera trying to be the new Bobby and Whitney? The A-List doubts it, because Tera hasn't learned something that Whitney did years back: don't stand by your man when he's standing in his own sh-t. Because if you're both dirty, who's going to clean up the mess? Now both are waiting for the disgruntled members of Dru Hill to bail them out.
8. Craziness: Sisqo Unleashes the Dragon on Innocent Bystanders
Others might try and disguise recent reports of Sisqo's shooting at a parked car as the R&B singer's long overdue introduction into the thuglife, but the A-List thinks otherwise. Not because we don't believe guys with blond or platinum colored hair can't get crunk, or that Mr. Thong, thong, thong, thong thong is about little else. It's because all reports thus far are leading the A-List to believe that Sisqo's been in the house for the past few months pulling a Rockwell ("I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me" — yes, the A-List is a child of the '80s). According to what we've read, Sisqo's neighbor's brother was parked outside waiting for his wife and a friend to come out of the house. Meanwhile, apparently, Sisqo was waiting by the window, on the lookout for someone who has allegedly been sending death threats to the singer and his girlfriend, Tera Thomas. After noticing that the car hadn't moved fast enough, that the neighbor's brother had made too many sudden moves, or whatever, Sisqo fired a shot that sent the wife and friend scurrying to the car. Witnesses say a Rambo-esque Sisqo fired even more shots as they fled. When police arrived on the scene, Sisqo naturally denied that he was the shooter, despite the shell casings found on his property, and the 9mm handgun and magazine clip officers found on the singer's kitchen counter. Are Sisqo and Tera trying to be the new Bobby and Whitney? The A-List doubts it, because Tera hasn't learned something that Whitney did years back: don't stand by your man when he's standing in his own sh-t. Because if you're both dirty, who's going to clean up the mess? Now both are waiting for the disgruntled members of Dru Hill to bail them out.
;D
