Post by CarolinaCutie on Oct 26, 2003 17:30:31 GMT -4
This list is kinda long but funny as all get out--lol!
- Even with all the controversy and bad publicity, isn't R. Kelly still the current king of R&B?
- Will the real Showtime At The Apollo please stand up?
- Where is MTV finding all these corny new VJ's?
- What was Kelly Rowland thinking when she said Destiny's Child was like The Beatles?
- Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
- Is anyone wondering why Damon Dash wasn't in Aaliyah's "Miss U" video?
- And how come Toni Braxton was touching herself like she was doing her own video instead of looking serious like everyone else?
- Why is Dave Chapelle's show on Comedy Central everything we hoped Cedric The Entertainer's sketch disaster would be?
- Aren't we glad the Big Tigger has a record deal so he can stop auditioning in "the Booth" on his own show?
- Can Busta Rhymes do anything without Spliff Star?
- What's the point of putting a cell phone on silent when the vibration is more distracting than the ringing?
- What's up with casting children in the video for "Grindin'", Clipse's ode to drug dealing?
- Did the Clipse deal to Micheal Jackson before he named his second son Prince Michael II, after his first?
- How funny is it that Justin Timberlake would admit to going downtown on Britney just to be down?
- Shouldn't Eminem hook up with Elton John for the remix of "Cleanin' Out My Closet"?
- If everybody's loving it, how come black rock hasn't blown up yet?
- Doesn't Brandy look like a hot mama now that she's had a baby?
- Didn't Verdine White from Earth, Wind, & Fire look like Snoop with his curly perm at the 2002 BET Awards?
- Can Funkmaster Flex just play the song?
- Why does Will Smith think that just because people are into his movies, they buy his music?
- Isn't Sharissa a microwaved Mary J. Blige?
- When are movie directors going to realize that they need to stop sending scripts to Chris Rock?
- Why hasn't MTV gotten a rap show right since Yo! MTV Raps?
- Do Mystikal and R. Kelly think their helping their cases by making songs like "p**** Crook" and "Heaven, I Need A Hug"?
- And how do we know Heaven isn't the name of a teenaged girl?
- Do you think there is a clause attached to all Neptunes beat-purchases that Pharrell sing the hook or be in the video?
- Isn't Loon just a Mase clone?
- How come when you buy a movie soundtrack you can't recall hearing the songs at the theater?
- Isn't David Letterman the Lil' Kim of hair transplants?
- Shouldn't there be a ban on sampling a song that was already a sample?
- Are artists who come out with remix albums just being lazy?
- Does Pink think she's Gwen Stefani?
- Did P. Diddy really invent the remix?
- Yes, it's half true, but isn't it wrong for Jermaine Dupri to call Timbaland a "same beat-making, non-rapping individual"?
- Why does Nelly think he can battle KRS-One?
- Why is opening a CD still harder than downloading one?
- Wouldn't it be cool if magician David Blaine's next trick was to make himself disappear?
- Do you think Dionne Warwick passes the hydro to her cousin Whitney Houston at family picnics?
- Isn't Carson Daly's show Last Call the last thing you would watch on TV?
- Who's body is J. Lo's head attached to in the ads for her Glow perfume?
- Should Mary J. Blige have gotten Soul Train's Aretha Franklin Award since all these "foolish" girls channel her anyway?
- Doesn't Mariah Carey's single "Through The Rain" make you yawn because you've heard it all before?
- Was The Cosby Show's Charmaine the prototype for BET's Cita?
- Wouldn't Snoop Dogg make a killing if he opened his own hair salon?
- How many of today's pop stars would get the boot if they competed on American Idol?
- Even though she's the spokesperson, don't we doubt that Star Jones would really rock a pair of Payless shoes?
- Do you think Lil' Kim can really make a Sprite can disappear in her mouth?
- And how hyped would men be if that became the official Sprite challenge?
- How come artists always blame the record label when their album don't sell well?
- Isn't Solange the new Ray J?
- Just when the hip-hop community was giving Justin Timberlake his props, why did he make that wack video for "Rock Your Body"?
- Shouldn't Foxy Brown and Amil team up and do an answer back single called "You're Not Excused"?
- Why is the "smash hit" advertised on CD packaging always a song you've never heard of?
- Who rhymes slower Fabolous or Loon?
- When will rappers get over referring to themselves and their girlfriends as Bonnie & Clyde?
- Doesn't it suck that practically the only way to avoid junk mail is to go broke and have bad credit?
- Who will get four rings first, J. Lo or The Los Angeles Lakers?
- Where is Carl Thomas?
- Did Nelly do "Air Force Ones" to see if Nike would give him a year supply?
Foxboogie.com
- Even with all the controversy and bad publicity, isn't R. Kelly still the current king of R&B?
- Will the real Showtime At The Apollo please stand up?
- Where is MTV finding all these corny new VJ's?
- What was Kelly Rowland thinking when she said Destiny's Child was like The Beatles?
- Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
- Is anyone wondering why Damon Dash wasn't in Aaliyah's "Miss U" video?
- And how come Toni Braxton was touching herself like she was doing her own video instead of looking serious like everyone else?
- Why is Dave Chapelle's show on Comedy Central everything we hoped Cedric The Entertainer's sketch disaster would be?
- Aren't we glad the Big Tigger has a record deal so he can stop auditioning in "the Booth" on his own show?
- Can Busta Rhymes do anything without Spliff Star?
- What's the point of putting a cell phone on silent when the vibration is more distracting than the ringing?
- What's up with casting children in the video for "Grindin'", Clipse's ode to drug dealing?
- Did the Clipse deal to Micheal Jackson before he named his second son Prince Michael II, after his first?
- How funny is it that Justin Timberlake would admit to going downtown on Britney just to be down?
- Shouldn't Eminem hook up with Elton John for the remix of "Cleanin' Out My Closet"?
- If everybody's loving it, how come black rock hasn't blown up yet?
- Doesn't Brandy look like a hot mama now that she's had a baby?
- Didn't Verdine White from Earth, Wind, & Fire look like Snoop with his curly perm at the 2002 BET Awards?
- Can Funkmaster Flex just play the song?
- Why does Will Smith think that just because people are into his movies, they buy his music?
- Isn't Sharissa a microwaved Mary J. Blige?
- When are movie directors going to realize that they need to stop sending scripts to Chris Rock?
- Why hasn't MTV gotten a rap show right since Yo! MTV Raps?
- Do Mystikal and R. Kelly think their helping their cases by making songs like "p**** Crook" and "Heaven, I Need A Hug"?
- And how do we know Heaven isn't the name of a teenaged girl?
- Do you think there is a clause attached to all Neptunes beat-purchases that Pharrell sing the hook or be in the video?
- Isn't Loon just a Mase clone?
- How come when you buy a movie soundtrack you can't recall hearing the songs at the theater?
- Isn't David Letterman the Lil' Kim of hair transplants?
- Shouldn't there be a ban on sampling a song that was already a sample?
- Are artists who come out with remix albums just being lazy?
- Does Pink think she's Gwen Stefani?
- Did P. Diddy really invent the remix?
- Yes, it's half true, but isn't it wrong for Jermaine Dupri to call Timbaland a "same beat-making, non-rapping individual"?
- Why does Nelly think he can battle KRS-One?
- Why is opening a CD still harder than downloading one?
- Wouldn't it be cool if magician David Blaine's next trick was to make himself disappear?
- Do you think Dionne Warwick passes the hydro to her cousin Whitney Houston at family picnics?
- Isn't Carson Daly's show Last Call the last thing you would watch on TV?
- Who's body is J. Lo's head attached to in the ads for her Glow perfume?
- Should Mary J. Blige have gotten Soul Train's Aretha Franklin Award since all these "foolish" girls channel her anyway?
- Doesn't Mariah Carey's single "Through The Rain" make you yawn because you've heard it all before?
- Was The Cosby Show's Charmaine the prototype for BET's Cita?
- Wouldn't Snoop Dogg make a killing if he opened his own hair salon?
- How many of today's pop stars would get the boot if they competed on American Idol?
- Even though she's the spokesperson, don't we doubt that Star Jones would really rock a pair of Payless shoes?
- Do you think Lil' Kim can really make a Sprite can disappear in her mouth?
- And how hyped would men be if that became the official Sprite challenge?
- How come artists always blame the record label when their album don't sell well?
- Isn't Solange the new Ray J?
- Just when the hip-hop community was giving Justin Timberlake his props, why did he make that wack video for "Rock Your Body"?
- Shouldn't Foxy Brown and Amil team up and do an answer back single called "You're Not Excused"?
- Why is the "smash hit" advertised on CD packaging always a song you've never heard of?
- Who rhymes slower Fabolous or Loon?
- When will rappers get over referring to themselves and their girlfriends as Bonnie & Clyde?
- Doesn't it suck that practically the only way to avoid junk mail is to go broke and have bad credit?
- Who will get four rings first, J. Lo or The Los Angeles Lakers?
- Where is Carl Thomas?
- Did Nelly do "Air Force Ones" to see if Nike would give him a year supply?
Foxboogie.com
