Post by aDRUfan4LiFe on May 20, 2003 12:45:31 GMT -4
Tamir and Woody were walking through the halls of the church before the meeting. They heard some rattling noises. It was coming from the kitchen area.
“I know we are the only ones here, I didn’t see anybody else’s car.” Woody said.
Tamir and Woody looked at each other.
“I know aint nobody trying to steal some food!” Tamir said and he laughed lightly.”
“Let’s check it out.” Tamir said to Woody.
“Alright!” Woody said in a whisper.
They slowly creeped through the double doors of the kitchen. As they looked around, Tamir saw that the fridge was open and he nudged Woody.
“Over there at the fridge.” Tamir whispered to Woody.
“This is pathetic! Somebody is trying to steal food?” Woody said in a whisper to Tamir.
Tamir put his finger up to his lips to Woody, asking him to be quiet. Tamir signaled his hand to Woody for him to follow him. As they slowly creeped over to the fridge, Tamir slowly pulled out his gun. Woody’s eyes went wide. Tamir put the gun in his hands and pointed it toward the fridge.
“Whoever’s in that fridge, drop everything and put your hands up!” Tamir shouted.
All of a sudden a glass jar of mayonnaise dropped and splattered everywhere. Woody jumped back when he saw the glass shatter. Tamir slowly creeped into the view of the person behind the fridge and his gun was pointed at…Pastor Devon!
Pastor Devon looked with wide eyes and shouted, “Don’t shoot! I was just trying to get a sandwich!”
Tamir put his gun down and started to laugh. Woody ran over, trying to avoid the mess made from the broken mayonnaise jar and helped up Pastor Devon as he sat in some of the mayonnaise.
“Man, we thought you were a thief!” Woody said.
“I was trying to get a little snack, I was trying to avoid the misses, so I parked in the back. That’s what I get for sneaking! Almost getting shot! Umm, umm!” Pastor D said and he laughed to himself.
Woody laughed because he knew that Pastor D’s wife, Jillian, wanted him to stick to his diet and exercise program, because he needed to lose weight.
Nokio just shook his head.
Woody helped the pastor up and Nokio found the broom and mop to help clean up the mess.
“Hey aren’t you supposed to be at the gym?” Woody said to Pastor D.
“Don’t remind me!” Pastor D said to Woody.
“You got an excuse to go now, look at you! You are all covered in mayonnaise! Go home and change your clothes, and take yourself to the gym so that your wife won’t kill you!” Woody said.
“We got it man. Go home.” Nokio said to Pastor D.
Pastor D looked at both of them and said, “Sorry that I startled the both of you and I caused all this commotion.” He looked at Tamir and said, “Man you bad! I definitely want you on my team! You don’t fake with that gun!”
Tamir laughed and said, “It’s all training, man!”
“Alright, I’m gone!” Pastor D said as he took some paper towels and wiped some of the mayonnaise off of his clothes and proceeded out of the back door.
Tamir and Woody breathed their sighs of relief.
“Pastor D is a trip!” Tamir said to Woody and they both laughed.
“This is just one of his crazy things he does from time to time.” Woody said.
They both looked at the mess they volunteered to clean.
“Yuck, I hate mayonnaise! I don’t know why I volunteered for this!” Tamir said as he frowned.
Woody just laughed. They cleaned the mess, and talked while they waited for the meeting to start.
“I know we are the only ones here, I didn’t see anybody else’s car.” Woody said.
Tamir and Woody looked at each other.
“I know aint nobody trying to steal some food!” Tamir said and he laughed lightly.”
“Let’s check it out.” Tamir said to Woody.
“Alright!” Woody said in a whisper.
They slowly creeped through the double doors of the kitchen. As they looked around, Tamir saw that the fridge was open and he nudged Woody.
“Over there at the fridge.” Tamir whispered to Woody.
“This is pathetic! Somebody is trying to steal food?” Woody said in a whisper to Tamir.
Tamir put his finger up to his lips to Woody, asking him to be quiet. Tamir signaled his hand to Woody for him to follow him. As they slowly creeped over to the fridge, Tamir slowly pulled out his gun. Woody’s eyes went wide. Tamir put the gun in his hands and pointed it toward the fridge.
“Whoever’s in that fridge, drop everything and put your hands up!” Tamir shouted.
All of a sudden a glass jar of mayonnaise dropped and splattered everywhere. Woody jumped back when he saw the glass shatter. Tamir slowly creeped into the view of the person behind the fridge and his gun was pointed at…Pastor Devon!
Pastor Devon looked with wide eyes and shouted, “Don’t shoot! I was just trying to get a sandwich!”
Tamir put his gun down and started to laugh. Woody ran over, trying to avoid the mess made from the broken mayonnaise jar and helped up Pastor Devon as he sat in some of the mayonnaise.
“Man, we thought you were a thief!” Woody said.
“I was trying to get a little snack, I was trying to avoid the misses, so I parked in the back. That’s what I get for sneaking! Almost getting shot! Umm, umm!” Pastor D said and he laughed to himself.
Woody laughed because he knew that Pastor D’s wife, Jillian, wanted him to stick to his diet and exercise program, because he needed to lose weight.
Nokio just shook his head.
Woody helped the pastor up and Nokio found the broom and mop to help clean up the mess.
“Hey aren’t you supposed to be at the gym?” Woody said to Pastor D.
“Don’t remind me!” Pastor D said to Woody.
“You got an excuse to go now, look at you! You are all covered in mayonnaise! Go home and change your clothes, and take yourself to the gym so that your wife won’t kill you!” Woody said.
“We got it man. Go home.” Nokio said to Pastor D.
Pastor D looked at both of them and said, “Sorry that I startled the both of you and I caused all this commotion.” He looked at Tamir and said, “Man you bad! I definitely want you on my team! You don’t fake with that gun!”
Tamir laughed and said, “It’s all training, man!”
“Alright, I’m gone!” Pastor D said as he took some paper towels and wiped some of the mayonnaise off of his clothes and proceeded out of the back door.
Tamir and Woody breathed their sighs of relief.
“Pastor D is a trip!” Tamir said to Woody and they both laughed.
“This is just one of his crazy things he does from time to time.” Woody said.
They both looked at the mess they volunteered to clean.
“Yuck, I hate mayonnaise! I don’t know why I volunteered for this!” Tamir said as he frowned.
Woody just laughed. They cleaned the mess, and talked while they waited for the meeting to start.